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captainarlert:

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 


*looking at my legs*:  Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*:  Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*:  Oh my god why
*looking at my face*:  Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*:  Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*:  Oh my god why
*weighing myself*:  Oh my god why
*looking at my life*:  Oh my god why
*looking at my music taste*:  cool man

dodda-the-redead:

Sure, that’s a nice outfit, but have you considered rolling your sleeves up?


Hamlet:  You read my journal?
Horatio:  At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.